Zombies Ahead .... Run for your lives!!!

Have any of you seen the warnings in the news of the imminent zombie takeover? You haven't?? Well, let me tell you about it. There are some poor little hackers out there in the world who are being persecuted for trying to do us a public service. They've hacked into various construction road signs, trying their best to warn us of the zombie infestation in Austin and what we should do to avoid them feasting on our brains. Personally, I think they should leave the hackers alone and let them do their jobs. I mean, really! I would want to know if there were zombies ahead when I'm out driving to the mall. Wouldn't you want to be warned before you saw the decomposing bodies of flesh-eating, brain-devouring zombies lurching towards you?

If we get zombie warnings here, y'all can persecute the hackers. I'll send you a postcard from Alaska. Not that you'll be able to read it or anything, 'cause by then you'll be zombies too. *le sigh* I'll miss you.

In an attempt to help you non-believers out, when you are all locked up in your houses because you didn't heed the warnings, go here for instructions on what to do.


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By the way, I need this. I need it desperately.



What is it, you ask?
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Why, it's a chocolate covered cherry.
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In brain form.
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mmmmm nom nom nom chocky brains!! Great for the chocoholic zombie. :-)
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In other zombie news .. There's a new book coming out April 15 that I must have. Must. Have. It. Pride and Prejudice, and Zombies. Seriously. Seth Grahame-Smith has given Elizabeth a way to work off pent up energy and frustration -- by waging war against flesh-eating zombies on a blood soaked battlefield. What fun!

Wait, do you hear that?

Is it the dreaded zombies coming for us??

No, no ...it's just Jane Austen spinning in her grave.